Sometimes I just have to laugh at how well my friends know me... I got this random text message on my cell phone the other day. (By the way, check out scottgbrooks.com. Love his quirky artistic style!)

"I just heard on the news someone checked into the psych ward wearin just a thong & riding a goat. I'll come get you, but I swear, This is THE LAST TIME!"

Oh.. so VERY wrong!

My dear husband knows how very easily amused I am, so last night he sent me scouting for various lists that had real websites on them... that just weren't thought through terribly well. I haven't laughed that hard in a while, so I thought I'd share them with you!

ilovebigals.com - Got to love Big Al's bowling!

expertsexchange.com - Apparently someone got wise and now it's changed to Experts-Exchange.com.

therapistfinder.com - Therapist... that's therapist... one word, not two.

whorepresents.com - WhoRepresents has celebrity profiles with up to the minute contact information for agents, managers, lawyers and publicists... not a shoping site for presents...

molestationnursery.com - The now defunct website where you could purchase "frost hardy native shrubs, cut flower varieties and farm trees" in New South Wales. (was funnier when I thought it was a children's nursery. *chuckles*)

cummingfirst.com - Cumming First United Methodist Church, in Cumming, Georgia. Oh! Of course it's for a church...

speedofart.com - Does it make them swim faster?

gotahoe.com - Got a.. what? That's Go Tahoe!

truckersexpress.com - A specialized Heavy Haul industry leader, not a special press for... um...

helpmypenisstuck.com - I think they're trying to help with writer's block... but you never know!

Psst... I think I may have mentioned before that easily amused? ;)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity (aka. Easily Amused)

I normally am not one to pass on emails... I hate that whole forward forward thing. But occasionally I get a few gems that I love to pass on. I've seen this list before but it really does bear repeating!

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Ch ecks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... send this on to someone to make them smile. Its called therapy.

*blows you a kiss*